Clean Jokes

downclover asked:


where is the best place to find clean jokes and one-liners ?

Gir asked:


Hey everybody! I need some clean jokes for school, please I say again nothing dirty…

Helen asked:


I need some new material. Please post !!!!!CLEAN!!!!! jokes here. THANKS!!

Lets ABIDE in Him asked:


Hey.. I do some lunch supervision for some grade five students every day. Do any of you know of some riddles or clean jokes that are suitable. I have a few little wizzes in the class so even some more challenging ones
Please provide short ones if you have them and also include the answers . For the jokes… I’m open:)
ty soooooooooooooooooooo much
sandy
My brother spot:)
Ty for sharing those precious memories of your mother and yourself with us. Its not alway easy to look at the fond times when there is death. I too lost a parent at a tender age. I was 3 when my own father died. He was 29 years old and died of tetinus.
Our Blessed hope is that we will reunite with our Loved ones in the Lord. My own father loved the Lord.
Again bro.. ty
they were funny hehe
i’ll share them with the grade five class tomorrow.
ur sis
sandy

clement p asked:


well i’m looking for some funny jokes for weddings, annual dinners, party hoppers etc. do u have any suggestions??

Pd asked:


A guy was in a supermarket when he noticed an old lady following him around. Whenever he stopped, she stopped, and she also kept staring at him. She finally overtook him just before the checkout where she Turned to him and said
“I hope I haven’t made you feel uncomfortable – it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
“Oh, that’s ok,” he said.
“I know it’s silly,” she continued, “but if you called out ‘Goodbye, Mother’ as I leave, it would make me ever so happy.”
The old lady proceeded through the checkout and the man said called out “Goodbye Mother.” The old lady waved Back& smiled.
Pleased he had brought a bit of sunshine to someone’s day, the man went to pay for his groceries.
“That’ll be 105 dollars,” said the clerk.
“How come?” inquired the man. “I’ve only bought a few things!”
“Yeah, but your mother said you’d pay for her…”
End of this week in this middle east country, hence by 2 all… have a nice weekend

coke freak asked:


i really like jokes i need some new ones if any body has any clean jokes pls tell and any good joke sites please tell ty

coke freak

stickmanstewy asked:


A neighbor was watching a little boy playing with a ball and bat in his backyard. “I’m the greatest hitter in the world” the boy exclaimed as he threw the ball into the air. He swung with all his might but missed the ball and fell down himself. “Strike One” he says as he gets up. He throws it up again and swings. Again the ball falls to the ground with a thud. “Strike Two” he yells still undeterred. “I’m the greatest” he says as he swings once again hitting only air as the ball falls to the ground. This time he dances around the backyard as he yells “Strike Three…. I’m the greatest pitcher in the world!”

mccamel1666 asked:


I’m looking for a few jokes that don’t offend anyone and that are clean for my Oral Interpersonal class. The teacher would like jokes that don’t offend anyone. Do you know any or any websites that would have something like that??? I know www.cleanjokes.com has some but I need more sources!! Thanks!!

Mr. Don’t Give a F**k asked:


2 camels are in a conversation(father and son)
Camel(Son):Dad,why do we have Big Feet?
Camel(father):So we have balance in the sand in the desert.
(5 minutes. later)
Camel(son):Dad…why do we have big eyelashes?
Camel(father):so sand won’t get in our eyesfrom the sandstorms when we are in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son)Dad?? why do we have a hump on our backs?
Camel(Dad):So we store fat so we can survive in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son):DAD!!
Camel(Father):WHAT?!!
Camel(son):All those facts you told me are for surviving the desert right??
Camel(father): Ofcourse son why do you ask??
Camel(son):…Why the hell are we in London Zoo??

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