Clean Jokes

luvastupidblonde asked:


My favorite comedian is the Christian comic, Mark Lowry. He is so funny, yet never tells off colored jokes.

LeviathanTM asked:


a flood happened and the water kept rising into this mans house, a boat came buy and the people begged the owner of the house to get on board because they didnt want the owner to die. “No, God will take care of me”. The water kept rising and by this point the owner of the house was on the roof.
Another boat came by pleading for him to get on for fear the owner might die “No, God will take care of me.” was his responce. Finally with the water so high the owner was forced to stand on top of his chimney. A helocoptor came by demanding him to get on board, yet the man’s responce was the same.
The man ends up in heaven and asks God “God why didnt you save me?!”, God says “I sent you two boats and a helocoptor what more did you want?!!!”
ouch Joel ouch