Archive for February, 2009

Passover, or Pesach as it is called in Hebrew, is the 8 day festival where the Jews celebrate their liberation from Egypt more than a thousand years ago. One of the most important features of this freedom festival is that the Jews cannot eat anything that is leavened. They eat unleavened bread.

They must also make sure that no bread crumbs exist in or around the house: the cupboards, the drawers, the kitchen, behind the bed, under the refrigerator and anywhere else where crumbs might have fallen through. To ensure that the house is clean of leavened food materials, the Jews have to clean the entire house from top to bottom as thoroughly as possible. And they do. During the week before Passover, house cleaning is what goes on in most Jewish houses. To answer this demand and to ease the tension, here is a joke on this subject called Impossible Timing, which highlights this cleaning tension.

Impossible Timing:

Samuel, an observant Jew, who was also a financial wizard, left Brooklyn to accept the position of Vice President in a famous broker firm in Utah, which is well known for being a Mormon state.

When they learned this, the company’s directorate applied tremendous pressure on the company’s president. “We are religious people here,” they said. “It can’t be that a Jew will handle all our money.”

The president tried to ward them off, but when he couldn’t manage it anymore, he called Samuel to his office and explained the situation to him. Samuel was offered the choice of either converting or leaving the attractive job which also had a six figure salary quote attached to it.

Samuel had no choice but to convert, and he went home and told his wife that from Sunday, they will start attending the Church services.

A few months went by and his wife kept troubling Samuel about the conversion. “This is too difficult for me. I miss the Sabbath: lighting candles and blessing the wine. I miss the holidays. Money is not everything, Samuel dear.”

And with each time that his wife complained, Samuel’s conscience increased until he could not take it anymore and he went to meet the company’s President.

“Look, I can’t go on like this,” Samuel said. “I am full of regret. Money is not everything. I can’t sleep and neither can my wife. This is too heavy a burden for me to carry. I was born a Jew and I want to die a Jew. And if you want me to quit, I will without making any trouble.”

The President looked at him in wonder, “Listen, Samuel, I had no idea that this was so difficult for you. I thought it was a trivial matter. But you don’t have to leave. Everything will be the same as before: you can stay here with us without converting.

Samuel returned home happy and grinning from ear to ear. He ran to his wife, who was watching Ricky Lake, “You won’t believe it! It’s a miracle. We are going back to being Jews, and I still retain my job.”

His wife looked at him with eyes that spat fire, and said,” Are you mad?”

Samuel was shocked. “But I thought that this is what you wanted!” He cut in. “All this while you have been crying and complaining. Don’t you wish to go back to becoming a Jew”"

His wife looked at him with ever more fury, “Of course I want to. Of course I want to,” she said. “But now? Only a week before Passover?”



By: Jack Reider

About the Author:

Jack Reider is not Jewish, but his best friend is. And it’s through their collaborations in creating an online casino guide. that Jack and Galit met for the first time.



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Mary Poppins

The office crew has been busy during season three with antics aplenty at the Scranton office and corporate headquarters. Season four starts off with Michael not being able to catch a break (not getting the corporate job.) Jans’ new “boobs” didn’t solve a thing but a quick jaunt across some hot coals appear to have Jim thinking that their may be some fire (pun intended) between he and Jan. When we last saw Jan, she had called off her wedding and returned to Scranton with Michael. Jim was right there as the cliff hanger asking Jan for a date.

It would seem that we are in for the long haul with Jim and Jan ala Sam and Diane. The first two episodes of the fourth season find the ultimate promotion winner (Ralph) coming back to get Scrantons’ technology needs up to snuff, so the show is moving forward with Jim and Jans’ relationship undecided.

Quite frankly, if a woman cancels a wedding and walks across hot coals for a guy it does sort of say something about her intentions. Let alone a boob job for crying out loud! Building tension after these little tit-bits is going to be tough.

Maybe Jan needs a quick stay at the funny farm to think things out. If sending Jan to the

funny farm doesn’t work, why not try having Jan and Jim/Ralph or both having a steamy encounter on the HP printer. Drawing out the romance thing with Jim and Jan has been done to death. Go for a new angle. Jan is perfectly capable of sleeping her way to the top. She’s got the new boobs after all. Maybe Ralph can find a copy of the Karma Sutra on Jan’s reception desk. Any comedy writer worth their pay could have a field day with a HP printer and the Karma Sutra.

But where is Michael in all of this? Has he lost his place in the show after Aaron Almightily? (low grossing movie by Steve C.) Maybe he had one too many nights in a woman’s bathroom stall writing graffiti about himself (past episode reference.) Now that his corporate affairs (pun intended) have been lifted he is a clean slate in the show. What to do with him and the newly demoted ass sales rep. They are sure to have new story lines in the new season. But how can the writers make idiots even more stupid. The writers should print out a memo on the Epson printer and let them know. After all they are based on everyday brain dead bosses.



By: James Kara Murat

About the Author:

James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of PrintCountry FAQ. A longer version of this article is located at PrintCountry Office Supplies, and related resources can be found at PrintCountry Printer Ink Cartridges Funny Stuff and Jokes.



Your kids would like a cat. Especially your girl kids. They’ve told you that how many times. But you don’t want to. What use is a cat, you think. But cats are great for building character, like suffering is.

There’s lots of great reasons to get a cat. Here’s 10 just to start with.

1. Cats help to get all that nasty, stuck on varnish off the legs of your furniture. It looked disgusting anyway, all yucky and brown. Bare wood is more natural, and splinters give it that rustic, homely look.

2. Cats protect your comfy chairs and couches by covering them with a thick layer of hair, and sometimes sticks, dust and small stones. This also gets to protect your gucchi pants, when it all sticks to them when you sit there. This is great, as it protects your fabrics from acid rain, nuclear radiation and the suns Xenta rays.

3. Cats prevent you from sleeping too much, by singing outside your window, or in your room, when they reckon you have overslept. This could be at 2am, but cats know best.

4. Cats help to keep a whole industry of cat food manufactures going. They use your money to do this. Doesn’t this make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!! Of course it does Dad!

5. Cats keep dogs fit. If it wasn’t for cats, dogs would be fat, lazy bums with no recreational outlet. It also helps them to develop endurance barking talents.

6. Cats are a good guage of how much frustration you can endure. When you can’t get them off the roof just before going to a school parents evening, you really get to know yourself.

7. Cats teach you about nature. What kind of parasites drink blood, what the contents of an animal stomach look like on a clean carpet, what a dead rat looks like, and the makeup of hairballs. Fascinating stuff.

8. Cats help you to get to know your neighbours. Happy hours are spent shouting over the fence about the cat being in the neighbours house, shredding his curtains, terrifying his Pug dog and pleasantries like this.

9. Cats get rid of left overs, like the roast you took out to defrost, the fish you caught and were filleting when the phone rang, and the steak you had on the barbeque.

10. Cats keep you humble, by totally ignoring you when you call them, walking over you when you’re sleeping and generally treating you like dirt.

Well, maybe these reasons are a bit thin, but cats are still good to have around. Watching them curl up and sleep in almost any place imaginable is quite an education. “How to Relax 101″

You have to admit, life would be a little boring without a cat in your life!

 



By: Duncan Kelly

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If you have ever tried to write a resume, for yourself or for someone you know, you are already familiar with the fact that this is not an easy task to take on.

So much information goes into a resume; from your career objective to the list of your qualifications, your resume should be personal, convey confidence and set your best foot forward in order to impress a potential employer. However, creating a winning resume is not easy. The following are the most commonly made mistakes in resume composition:

1.Including references to personal web sites.

You may wonder why referencing a personal web site may be a mistake. What if you have a sample of your graphic design work on your site that you want your potential employer to see?

It sounds like a great idea, if the site you are referencing only has work-related information available. Many people make a mistake of including their personal web sites that may contain information potential employers may find irrelevant (and now you are wasting their time) or inappropriate.

As a rule, do not include your personal web site if it contains your photo or other photos that may be viewed as inappropriate, if it contains jokes (even if they are clean jokes), or your blog. In other words, if the site you have is entirely for personal purposes, you are best leaving it off your resume.

Include a link to your web site if the pages are set up to showcase your professional portfolio, a copy of your resume, reference letters, presentations, photos taken for professional use, or your web development skills.

2.Using very small fonts in order to get everything to fit on one page.

One of the most common challenges is creating a resume that formats well on a single page. As a rule, a resume should not exceed two pages. However, in recent years, it has become commonplace for professionals to change jobs frequently, and listing all the experiences, in addition to your career objective, education, qualifications and references, can certainly take up a lot of space.

Do not use a small font in order to fit everything into your resume. There is not a single area in your resume that should have a font size of less than 10 points. Keep in mind the font type you are using stick to the basics, Arial and Times New Roman are your best bet. Instead of changing the font size, review and revise your resume to make your statements more concise.

3.Incorrect company or school listings

The biggest mistake people make, without realizing that they are making it, is not referring to the past employers and/or the school(s) they’ve attended by their full names. Do not use variations of company and school names.

Don’t use abbreviations unless they are in fact part of the name. If you have attended New York University, list the complete name, not just NYU (even though it’s commonly known and your employer will likely recognize it). You don’t want to appear sloppy or as if you don’t pay attention to details.

4.Lengthy paragraphs describing your experiences.

To list the responsibilities you’ve had in your past professional experience, you are best off using bullet points that begin with action verbs, such as managed, developed, etc. You do not need to use full sentences, and you certainly do not need to use the paragraph format. This makes the information in your resume overwhelming and difficult to review quickly. Make your statements brief and clear; don’t add words to fill in space.

5.Grammar and Spelling Errors

The most important factor in achieving a winning resume is proof reading. You want to put your best foot forward. If your resume contains grammar and spelling problems, your potential employer will get an impression that you are not detail-oriented.

It is hard to proof a document you have been working on so closely use spell check (but be ware, it will not catch everything), ask your friends for help, meet with a career counselor. Do your best to present the most polished resume to your potential employers.



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You can have a great time while Web Dating, and also be really successful at it. In addition, if you are seriously seeking the lifemate of your dreams, you can find her and win her through online dating.

However, this material is about online dating for people seriously interested in a long term relationship, not just looking for cyber sex or cheap thrills. If that’s what you’re interested in you’re reading the wrong article.

TIPS

1. Focus on the things you really want in a woman

Here’s some interesting stuff gleaned from a Peoples Magazine poll (admittedly a few years back).

What men saw as the most important single criteria in the woman they are seeking:

1. Sincerity (14%)

2. Sense of humor (11%)

3. A good body (9%)

4. Intelligence (8%)

5. Nice eyes (8%)

6. Ambition (6%)

7. A nice butt (5%)

8. A nice smile (4%)

9. Over 100 other features each of which ranked lower than 1%.

Women were slightly less shallow, but not much. Here is their list:

1. Sense of humor (25%)

2. Sincerity (13%)

3. Nice eyes (9%)

4. Nice smile (8%)

5. Good body (7%)

6. Intelligence (5%)

7. Height (4%)

8. Ambition (4%)

9. A nice butt (1%).

What does this tell you? Mostly it tells you that you aren’t the only shallow guy out there who thinks that a woman’s body is more important than her brains and her butt is more important than her smile. So relax, stop feeling guilty about what you really want in a woman, and just keep telling everyone it is the twinkle in her eye that you adore when it’s really the size (or shape) of her breasts.

The point of web dating, besides trying to find someone to become your lifemate, is to have fun, to meet people easily, to experiment in a safety zone, and to find the women that really interest you while weeding out the rest before you go through the expense and pain of actually dating them in the real world.

If large breasts are your primary interest in any woman you would ever wish to marry, then look through the thousands of available profiles for the girls with large breasts. Just don’t tell her that’s how you’re narrowing the field. Of course it was the intelligence in her eyes that drew you to her.

The point is you don’t have to feel guilty or bad about your inner thoughts. Don’t hurt people in the process, don’t cause pain, but feel free to pursue what you really want, not what is deemed politically or socially correct.

2. Play the field

You aren’t cheating on her by also chatting with other Women on the same website, at least not until you’ve come to believe she is the one for you and you’ve made a serious commitment to her.

Meanwhile, you’re internet dating for crying out loud, you’ve never met her yet, touched her, even had dinner with her. This is the time to enjoy the chance to meet as many ladies as possible to ensure you find the one who is most compatible with you. Just be fair about it and let her enjoy the same opportunity. If, after lots of interplay with lots of people, she narrows it down to you, and you have narrowed it down to her, then you have a real chance at success.

3. Dress yourself up a bit

This is your chance to put your best foot forward. Have some great (natural looking) photos taken of yourself. Put on your best clothes. Just like in real life, first impressions are lasting impressions. If she knows you can dress up and look good when the need arises, she’s far less likely to hold it against you that sometimes (maybe most of the time) you look like the cat just dragged you in.

Here are a few “photo” tips:

(a) Your primary photo (the one that shows on the search pages and is first on your profile) is the first thing she will see of you, that is the one to really impress her with. So, that one should clearly show your face, smiling or cheerful, neat and trim, wearing a decent shirt. If you really wish to impress her, on the primary photo forget the following:

* the photo of you wearing no shirt and showing your magnificent torso (A women searching for her lifemate may be happy you have a good body, but her primary concern is that you are a good man, and this photo as your primary photo makes it appear you are only after sex).

* the photo of your private parts is not going to be published on a quality online dating site, but it is going to get huge laughs from the staff before they reject it.

* the one with you on your Harley is okay as a third or fourth photo, but first show her you can dress in a manner that she’ll not be ashamed to be seen with you, or take you home to meet the family.

* neat, clean, tidy but casual is a winner everytime.

4. Be careful about misunderstandings

You are going to have misunderstandings sometimes, especially if she is from a different culture than you, a Chinese woman for example. You need to be patient and thoughtful about things she writes. So often something in the written word has a totally different meaning than if it is spoken face to face.

“You are fat” in writing means you are fat, and it is kind of insulting, right? But if a woman says “you are fat” to your face with a great big adoring smile, then it may mean “you are fantastic” (one of the slang meanings of “fat”), or it at least means you are a tiny bit overweight but she absolutely adores you and finds it hugely attractive.

But add in that she is Chinese, and it can also mean you are overweight but that means you are healthy and happy and you will enjoy her cooking. Traditionally the Chinese feel that if their husband is fat they are taking good care of him, so you being a litle overweight can be a good thing.

So look for the best meaning in everything, and if you can’t find one, then say flat out “you just insulted me, did you mean to do that?” and give her a chance to explain and straighten it out. Don’t sit there with hurt feelings.

5. Take a deep breath

You are dating on you computer. Chances are that you don’t know squat even about your own computer. I co-own a major website and I still never have a day go by that my own computer doesn’t do something unexpected and baffling, such as suddenly not showing pictures. And at least once a day I want to take my computer and throw it off my balcony (the 9th floor).

If she is an Asian woman, for example, chances are very good that she knows even less than you about computers. In fact if she knows too much about computers she’d better have a good reason, otherwise you should be worried that she is a scammer.

The point is that you will have occasions when things go wrong on your computer or hers, and it takes time to get it corrected, often a day or two for your computer geek friend, or hers, to come and figure it out. In addition, sometimes the website you are members on has a glitch, or is under construction for a few hours, or their server is down, or your provider is down, etc. When this stuff happens, take a deep breath and be patient.

If she is right for you and is truly interested in you, then she is sitting on the other side of the problem also anxiously waiting to chat with you again. Relax and go have a beer or coffee with the boys, who have been wondering where you disappeared to for the last 8 days.

6. Don’t be afraid to show your humor, but have a thick skin

The point of a relationship is to enjoy it, so if you are the kind of guy who loves to joke around, then joke around. But remember that a joke spoken is often hilarious but a joke written is often flat as the proverbial pancake. And also remember that what is funny to in your culture may not be funny in hers. An Asian girl may not get the subtext. So don’t be offended if she “just doesn’t get it”.

Again by way of example, Chinese and Asian women generally love to joke and laugh and have fun, but it may take a while before either of you “get” the other one’s joke. Never be insulted if she fails to laugh.

7. Do unto others

Online dating is no different than any other form of human interaction in that common decency is a fundamental requirement. The “Golden Rule” is always applicable. Treat her the way you wish to be treated by her. If you feel good about yourself and the way you are treating the Chinese or Asian women you are “web dating” you will enjoy the experience.

On the rare occasion when she is not good to you, you should simply realize you were lucky her true colors came out, dump her (politely, of course) and move on to the ones who are good to you. No need to feel hurt or unhappy about it, if this was regular dating you might have spent a fortune on her before you found out she is not a good person.

8. Be open and honest

In spite of what was said in #1 above, and further to what was said in #2 above, always be open and honest about the really important things. You are looking for your lifemate. How will you know if you have found her if you aren’t honest with her.

Online dating is about meeting lots of women, Asian or Chinese if that is your preference, getting to know them, and slowly narrowing them down to the one you want to be with forever. If you are not open and honest you simply will never achieve your goal because you always will end up with someone who thinks you are someone you are not, and that is a relationship that can never last for long.



By: John Abbot

About the Author:

John Abbot, is co-owner of www.ChinaLoveMatch.net, a Quality Online Dating site. Married to a lovely Chinese Lady, and living in China, John knows and respects Chinese Women, Chinese People and Chinese Culture. For more good stuff By John on Online Dating, Chinese Women, International Relationships and Things Chinese go to http://www.ChinaLoveMatch.net and click on CLM eMagazine.



“If we lived in perfect world, there wouldn’t be a need for managers.

However, the reality is, we live in an imperfect world.”

- Bryce’s Law

INTRODUCTION

There is an old joke whereby a new manager had been hired by a company to

take over an operation. As the new manager was moving into his office he happened

to bump into his predecessor who was preparing to leave. The new manager asked

if there was any advice the former manager could offer on assuming his duties. The

former manager said he had written down advice for his successor and placed them

in three envelopes in the desk marked “1,” “2,” and “3″, and that they should only be

opened in the event of an emergency. The new manager laughed, shrugged it off,

and went about his business thinking nothing about the envelopes.

The manager’s reign started off fine but inevitably ran into a problem for which

he had no solution. Desperate, he happened to remember the three envelopes

and opened Number 1 which offered the following advice: “Blame

your predecessor.” The manager thought this was a clever way to get

himself off the hook and used it to good effect.

Time went by until the manager was faced with another seemingly impossible

hurdle. Not knowing what to do, he turned to envelope Number 2 containing

a note that read simply: “Reorganize.” The manager thought this

was a sound idea and set about reorganizing his operation. Organization

charts were redrawn, job descriptions modified, and new office furniture and

equipment obtained.

The reorganization overcame the manager’s problem but he eventually

ran into a crisis taxing his abilities as a manager. At a total loss as to

what to do, the manager turned in desperation to envelope Number 3 which

included a note that read, “Prepare three envelopes.”

Laugh as we might to this anecdote, there is a bit of truth in it. Too often

people rise above their level of competency to take on the job of

manager. Let me give you an example; in the Information Technology

field, the first job a college graduate typically assumes in this area is that of

a programmer. As time progresses and the programmer excels in his

duties, he is promoted to senior programmer, to analyst, to supervisor, then

to manager. In this particular scenario, the manager is still a programmer in

sheep’s clothing. The point is, people are too often given the title of

manager without any knowledge or skills in how to do their job. Companies

are quick to spend a lot on the latest technological gizmo, but little on

management.

Consequently, this is a guide for those of you aspiring to become a

manager or have recently been promoted to a management position

and are at a loss as to how to implement your duties. This is not

necessarily a guide for someone with a fast-track mentality and only

see your job as nothing more than a mere steppingstone on your career path. Then

again, maybe this is for you after all. If you prove yourself to be a productive

manager, new opportunities will present themselves to you. But make no

mistake, the lessons inculcated herein are not suited for someone with a

“quick and dirty” mindset but, rather, for someone conscientious about

their job.

ASSUMING RESPONSIBILITY

There is more to management than a fancy new job title, a new office,

and all of the other perks accompanying it. These trappings may be nice, but

they are not being given to you just because you are a nice fellow, you are

expected to earn them. More than anything, management is about

responsibility. Whereas the individual worker is only concerned about himself,

the manager is responsible to his superiors to implement policy and get a job

done, and; to his subordinates who depend on his judgment and abilities. If you

do not have the mental acuity to accept responsibility, then being a manager

is not for you. Its better you recognize this now before it is too late. As an

example, I have a friend who is an expert craftsman working for a

machine-tool company in Cincinnati. His skill and workmanship caught the

eye of senior management who promoted him to manager in the hopes he could

properly guide the junior workers. Unfortunately, becoming a manager was

unnerving to him. Now, instead of just worrying about producing a quality

product himself, he had to worry about the work of employees under him. This

was more than he could handle and he developed an ulcer. The stress was

simply too much for him and he asked to return to the ranks of the

workmen. To his credit, he understood his limitations. Unfortunately,

many do not and try to bluff their way through their career. Sometimes

they get caught, many times they do not.

KNOW THE BUSINESS

The first thing you should know as a manager is the business of your company

and where you fit in its scheme. Years ago, my father was hired by the

Quaker Oats Company in Chicago as MIS Director. During his first few weeks,

he took a crash course in how Quaker’s business worked. He saw everything

from the manufacturing of cereals and cookies to the production of dog food

(Ken-L Ration). By going through this indoctrination, he came away with an

understanding of how the business worked and who his department would have

to serve.

Too often managers and employees lose sight of the company’s purpose and

overall direction. If the company’s mission is forgotten or misunderstood, then

there is a tendency for areas in the company to work at odds with the rest of the

company. This, of course, is counterproductive. For example, I have seen far too

many people in Information Technology departments who honestly believe the

business of their company was programming and not the delivery of the products

or services offered by the company. In order to adequately serve the company,

it is essential a manager expand his horizon and take a more global look

at the business.

To properly understand a business, a manager should know:

The products and/or services offered by the company. How the business is organized and who is responsible for what. What the company’s current priorities are. The company’s marketplace. This includes the types of customers

it serves, the competitors it does battle with, and the vendors/suppliers

it works with. The operating policies of the company (e.g., Policy Manual). The corporate culture in terms of expressed or implied acceptable

forms of behavior (social structure).

The Japanese refer to this broader perspective as thinking in “360 Degrees.” In

other words, in an age of specialization, it is wise to be aware of the total picture

of the business, thereby understanding the influential factors affecting you.

RUN YOUR DEPARTMENT LIKE A BUSINESS

Although the manager will have responsibility over only a portion of the business

(be it a division, department or a group) it is wise to think of your area as an

autonomous business. This is not to suggest developing a maverick attitude

in opposition to corporate objectives and culture, but for organizational purposes.

By assuming the role of a separate business entity, the manager is more inclined

to exercise good judgment, focus on the necessary work effort, consider risks,

and develop an entrepreneurial spirit.

Establishing your “business” begins with a thorough understanding of the

products and/or services your area is required to produce and the processes

needed to produce them. This will not necessarily be the same products and/or

services as commercially offered by the company, but rather components of

them. Regardless of their magnitude, think of them as the “finished goods”

your business is responsible for producing. From this viewpoint, we can begin

to measure production (your department’s own GNP).

Just as it is important to know the company’s business, it is important for

the manager to understand his department’s business in order to properly

operate within its scope. This includes:

Knowing the products and/or services to be produced by the department

along with the processes required to produce them. Knowing your customers (to better serve them). Knowing your vendors (to better serve you). Knowing your lateral working relationships within the company so that

you understand your department’s alliances and how to work with them.

To establish your “business” you need three things:



Defined Infrastructure – as represented by a simple organization

chart and associated job descriptions.



Financial operating budget. In this regard, the ability to use spreadsheets

should be considered a prerequisite for the job of manager. Devising a

budget is relatively easy, adhering to it is another matter altogether.



Take stock of your human and machine resources so you

know the availability and capability of your resources. A

Skills Inventory is invaluable for cataloging resources, along

with their skills and proficiencies. It can also highlight weaknesses

requiring training or supplemental resources. Also, a Project

Management (PM) system is useful for studying resource

allocations and monitoring activities.



For additional information, see:

Number 15 – Creating a Skills Inventory – Mar 14, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050311.pdf

“PRIDE” Project Management

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/pride/pm.htm

A Human Resources department can also offer assistance in this regards.

These three items (Infrastructure, Budget, and Inventory) are useful

for establishing the scope and boundary of the department, as well as the

parameters you will be operating under.

Finally, understand the owners of your business and its board of directors as

represented by your superiors and perhaps lateral relationships. By thinking

in terms of an autonomous business you will become more self-sufficient

and become more conscious of serving your customers.

YOUR THREE PRIME DUTIES

As manager you have three prime duties to perform: Provide Leadership,

Establish the proper work Environment, and Produce/Deliver your

products or services.

LEADERSHIP

As the field general for his department, the manager should be able to articulate

the objectives of his area, and the strategy for conquering them. In other words, he

has to have a vision and be able to effectively communicate it to his subordinates

in order to instill confidence and provide a sense of direction. People like to know

where they are going and appreciate some direction in their lives. As social creatures,

we take comfort in knowing we are working in a concerted manner towards common

objectives we deem important. As such, not only does a manager need a vision, he

must be able to convince his workers of its necessity. If the workers believe in

the manager’s vision and are confident in his ability to lead them, they will gladly

follow him.

Following this, the manager must be able to develop practical project plans

for the staff to follow (e.g., work breakdown structures and dependencies, and

priorities). These project plans should be explained to the staff along with their

rationale. By doing so, workers cannot claim they didn’t know the plan or what

their role was in it. Think of the game of football where plays are called for the

eleven players on the field; all are given assignments to perform towards a common

objective. If any one player doesn’t know the plan, in all likelihood he will make

a wrong move and cause the team to lose yardage. As my football coach was

fond of saying, “A team is as strong as its weakest player.” Planning requires

communications which ultimately leads to teamwork and harmony. To this

end, keep your project plans and calendars up-to-date and visible to everyone

in the department.

In any given area of a business you will find projects that are similar or repetitious

in nature. For example, processing an order, building a product, etc. All are based

on standard and accepted processes performed time and again. As such,

documenting standard methodologies for use as templates can materially assist in

expediting project planning. Further, consistent work effort leads to measurable

and uniform results, as well as providing a standard and consistent line of

communications between project personnel. The use of defined and reusable

methodologies is also encouraged by standards organizations, such as ISO-9000.

In order for the manager to instill a sense of confidence in the staff, he must not

only be able to demonstrate he knows what he is talking about, he must also express

a high level of moral conduct. The manager’s word should be considered his bond. If

he is caught in a lie, cheating, defrauding, back stabbing, or some other misconduct,

this will be noticed by the staff who will no longer trust him. A true manager is

a person of integrity.

Finally, beware of becoming a “reactionary” manager whereby you simply go

from one problem to another as they occur. Under this scenario, the manager is

not in control of his department’s destiny and has to dance to the tune of someone

else’s fiddle. Some reactionary management will inevitably be necessary, but

take control over your environment and practice more “proactive” management as

opposed to “reactive” management. Too often people are lulled into a reactive

mode of operation or as we refer to it, a “fire fighting mode” of operating. As a

manager, you are cautioned to beware of your chief firefighters, they are probably

your chief arsonists as well. Also remember the old adage, “If you don’t make the

decision, the decision will be made for you.” Control your destiny: take a proactive

approach to management.

ENVIRONMENT

The astute manager will appreciate the need for cultivating the proper work

environment. If a worker feels comfortable in his environment, he will feel

amenable to working and will take a more positive view of his job. But if a

“sweat shop” environment is provided, the worker will dread coming to work

and put forth minimal effort to accomplish his job.

There are two dimensions for creating a work environment: logical and physical. The

physical aspect is somewhat easier to explain and involves the facilities and equipment

used in the business, both of which impact morale and attitudes towards work. How

people behave in a clean and contemporary facility is noticeably different than those

working under dingy and antiquated conditions. Whereas the former supports a

professional attitude, the latter promotes a lackadaisical attitude. Basically, a clean

and contemporary work place is saying to the employees, “I care about you and am

willing to invest in you.” However, the economic reality may be you cannot

afford the latest “state-of-the-art” facilities or equipment. Nonetheless, you should make

an effort to keep your physical surroundings as clean and up-to-date as possible. As

an example, the military typically operates under a philosophy whereby you

either work on something, store it away, or dispose of it. This forces people to

be organized. There are those who would argue “a cluttered desk is the sign

of a brilliant mind.” Nothing could be further from the truth. A cluttered desk

represents laziness and disorganization. People, particularly customers, prefer

an orderly workplace. Think about it next time you go to a grocery store.

The point is, our physical surroundings affect our attitudes towards our work. For

example, I know of a print shop with a manager who insists on keeping it spotless. Their

paper products are packaged and shipped promptly, inventory is well stocked and

maintained, waste is disposed of immediately, and the machines are routinely cleaned

and kept in pristine form. Further, the printers are dressed in uniform jumpsuits to keep

ink and chemicals from soiling their clothes underneath. Contrast this with the typical

print shop that is often cluttered with debris and the machines are infrequently cleaned. The

printers of the “clean” shop have a much more positive and professional attitude regarding

their work than other printers working in “dirty” shops. Further, absenteeism is not

a problem in the “clean” shop and the printers are proud of the products they

produce. Basically, they see their workplace as an extension of their home and treat

it as such.

As a footnote, I asked the manager of the print shop why his printers kept the

facility so clean when others were so dirty. He jokingly confided in me, “They don’t

know any better.” In reality, the manager had set operating standards and routinely

inspected the premises to assure they were adhered to. Over time, it became a

natural part of the print shop’s culture and now he rarely has to inspect them. This,

of course, means discipline which leads us to the logical aspect of our work environment.

Whereas the physical aspects of the work environment are tangible and easy to

assimilate, the logical aspects are intangible and perhaps harder to manipulate

for it involves dealing with human perceptions, attitudes and emotions. Along these

lines, there are three considerations:

A. Corporate Culture

The corporate culture is expressed in terms of the accepted customs, morality,

and society of the institution.



Customs dictate the expected manner of conduct for the culture. It prescribes

the etiquette to be observed in dress, speech, courtesy and politics

(gamesmanship). Several companies, most notably IBM, have long

understood the power of customs. These norms are established to

project a particular image the company wishes to convey.



Morality is the basis for our values. It influences our judgment in terms

of what is ethical and what is not. Although uniform morality sounds

attractive to executives, it can be quite dangerous if unethical practices are

allowed to creep into the moral fiber of the company.



Society defines our interpersonal relationships. This

includes how we elect to govern and live our lives. Society

defines the class structure in an organization, from Chairman of

the Board to the hourly worker. It defines government, laws and

institutions which must be observed by its members.



A corporate policy manual is useful for explaining the official rules and

regulations of a business, but rarely will you find the corporate culture

expressed in print. Why? Because it changes with time as people

come and go from the organization. Typically, a new worker is taught

the corporate culture by either the manager, by other workers with more

tenure of service, or by personal observation. This brings up an important

point: Culture is learned. To illustrate, I know a baseball manager

who inherited a high school team with a long tradition of losing. To

overcome this problem, the coach had to break habits, change attitudes,

and impose new disciplines. By reshaping the culture of the team,

the coach eventually turned them into winners for several years. Even

after the coach retired, the team continued their winning ways because

the coach had succeeded in embedding the culture into the psyche

of the team. Concepts such as discipline, organization, workmanship,

and accountability are all derived from the corporate culture.

This brings up another point: changing the corporate culture is no

easy task. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to

change of any kind. Yet, in order for a manager to succeed he has

to be able to modify the corporate culture in his area to suit his needs. To

do so, the manager can either dictate the changes, have his subordinates

establish a new path, or a combination of both. Either way, it is necessary

to establish examples and set precedents, thereby establishing models for

others to assimilate. Understand this, if you do not teach the corporate

culture properly, the workers will learn it on their own.

Devising standards of conduct is the first step in instilling discipline

in your workers. This begins with standard and consistent terminology

in order to avoid a “Tower of Babel” effect during production. Once a

standard is established, enforce it. There is little point in enacting a

change if nobody is going to enforce it. To this end, the manager must

do more than inspect and enforce, he must lead by example. If the

manager is caught violating the norms of the corporate culture, it will

not go unnoticed by his subordinates who will in all likelihood assimilate

the indiscretion.

Finally, be wary of creating a subculture at odds with the overall

corporate culture. Senior management will allow some leeway in

your department’s behavior as long as it doesn’t seriously conflict

with corporate standards.

For more information on corporate culture, see:

No. 28 – “Understanding Corporate Culture” – June 13, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050613.pdf

B. Management Style

In my last bulletin, I described the three theories of management,

X, Y, Z, each having a different philosophical basis than the others. See:

No. 50 – “How Do We Manage?” – November 14, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss051114.pdf

It now becomes necessary to determine your own personal style of

management, for example:



Will you take a dictatorial approach and try to “micromanage”

everything or will you allow group participation in the decision

making process?



Will you provide for additional training to cultivate the staff or

will this be left to their own discretion?



How much personal responsibility will you allow your workers to

assume, a little, a lot, or nothing at all?



How much discipline and organization do you require?



As mentioned in the “How Do We Manage?” article, managers will

use different elements of Theories X, Y and Z to suit their needs. It

is all ultimately based on the manager’s perceptions of the workers

in terms of their intelligence level, motivation, and attitudes towards

work. This is why it is important the manager studies and understands

his employees. If he is in tune with his workers, he will devise a suitable

management style that both the manager and the workers can

accept. Ultimately, the manager is seeking a uniform and consistent

management style that is fair and won’t show favoritism, thereby

affecting morale.

Keep in mind, management is most definitely NOT a democracy, it is a dictatorship,

be it autocratic or benevolent. How much freedom the workers are allowed

is based on what the manager allows.

But the manager should never be afraid to push the staff to

excel to a new level and affect his department’s culture (as seen

in the baseball manager example). Being a manager means that

you are not in the popularity business. Do not be afraid to exercise

your authority if the need arises. Your decisions will not always be

popular with the staff. Regardless, you have a job to do.

Understand this, in many situations people prefer to be told what to

do and will willingly go along with the manager’s orders if they believe

it to be for their own good. But beware of becoming overbearing and

stifling the freedom and creativity of your workers. Get them to work for

you as opposed to against you.

In order to promote morale, the manager should not only be fair and effective

in implementing change, he should be the primary cheerleader. If the

manager loses his faith in his department’s ability to perform, his workers

will lose faith in his ability to lead them.

As for me, I tend to believe what President Ronald Reagan said,

“Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority,

and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out.”

I am very much a believer in empowering people as opposed to

trying to micromanage everyone. However, sometimes it is necessary to

micromanage the activities of others in order to obtain the precise results

you want when you want them, but realize this may result in having an

adverse affect on your staff. Its like saying, “Look, you’re not smart enough

to do this, so I will direct your activity.” As the old saying goes, “If something

is urgent, do it yourself. If you have time, delegate it. If you have forever,

form a committee.” The manager should be smart enough to stay a couple

of steps ahead of the staff and constantly review project plans so that

micromanagement is not necessary.

To assist in empowering people, I believe a manager should manage

bottom-up, as opposed to just top-down. Under this philosophy, the

manager assigns project plans and authority to perform work

(top-down) and the staff should participate in the project estimating

process and work according to their assignments (bottom-up). This is why

in “PRIDE” Project Management we do not make use of the concept

of “man hours,” but rather, “Direct Time” and “Indirect Time.” Direct

Time represents the time necessary to perform the necessary assignments

and is managed by the individual worker. Indirect Time represents

interferences or distractions from performing the work and is the

responsibility of the manager to control. For example, meetings,

training, reviewing periodicals, and breaks may fall under the

category of Indirect Time. If a worker is behind schedule on an

assignment, the manager may opt to minimize the distractions so

the worker can tend to their work. The ratio of Direct Time to

Indirect Time is referred to as “Effectiveness Rate.”

Effectiveness Rate = (Direct Time + Indirect Time) / 100

In most office work, employees are typically 70% effective, meaning

in an eight hour day they perform approximately five hours of direct

work. Effectiveness Rate should not be construed as an efficiency

rating. For example, a worker can have a high effectiveness rate

yet be your worst worker; it just means he knows how to manage his

time. Further, a worker could have a low effectiveness rate, yet be

your most productive worker. The concept of effectiveness rate is

useful for computing project schedules, but more importantly, it represents

worker empowerment. Again, the worker is responsible for their Direct Time,

and the manager is responsible for Indirect Time. For more information

on this subject, see:

No. 09 – “Managing from the Bottom-Up” – Jan 31, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050131.pdf

The manager’s ultimate goal is to promote teamwork. Sure, you

will have individuals who can perform miracles, but they must either

become an intricate member of the team or get out. Remember,

teamwork can accomplish far more than individual effort.

C. Continuous Improvement

The manager should be intimate with all aspects of production in

his area. Further, he should be constantly looking for new and

imaginative ways for improving it. Before doing so, the manager

should understand this fundamental concept of productivity:

Productivity = Effectiveness X Efficiency

Too often people fallaciously equate productivity with efficiency.

This is simply not true. Efficiency simply represents how fast we

can perform a given task. For example, an industrial robot on an

assembly line can perform a task such as welding very precisely and

quickly. But if the weld is being performed at the wrong time or

wrong place, then it is counterproductive, regardless of how efficiently

it performs the task. Effectiveness, on the other hands, is concerned

with the necessity of the task itself or as we like to say, “Do the right

things.” Under this scenario, the manager should consider effectiveness

first, and efficiency second. Undoubtedly, the manager will meet

salesmen who will offer products promising improvements in

efficiency. But if they cannot meld into your operations effectively,

it will be counterproductive. By being conscious of both effectiveness

and efficiency, the manager can avoid the “Rearranging the Deck Chairs

on the Titanic” phenomenon whereby people work on the wrong

things at the wrong time.

The latest gizmo may be technologically enticing, but the manager

should be looking for pragmatic cost-effective solutions to adapt to his

environment. Consider this, even if you purchase the latest technological

marvel, will your people be sophisticated enough to use it? Further,

the new technology may require the development of a dependency on

a new vendor. To me, the simple solutions are the best. Be practical

and be wary of developing a “Keeping up with the Jones’” mentality. After

all, the Jones’ may be in more trouble than you are.

Whether the implementation of change is large or small, recognize

that people will resist it until it becomes a natural part of the corporate

culture. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to

change, even if it is for their own good. But if the manager is convinced

of the necessity of the change, he must persist in its implementation. Dealing

with change is a difficult challenge for the manager and the subject

of another article:

No. 24 – “Why We Resist Change” – May 16, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050516.pdf

If there is anything constant in life, it is change. Both the manager and

his workers should understand this; it is a natural part of our lives. Don’t

fight it, adapt to it. But understand this, change simply for the sake of

change is ridiculous. There should always be a significant reason for

the implementation of change.

Understanding that change is an inherent part of life, the manager should

consider the need for ongoing training of his workers to enhance their

skills. Again, a Skills Inventory can assist in monitoring the staff’s

abilities and devising suitable training programs to suit your department’s

needs. Also encourage your staff to participate in trade groups and

subscribe to trade related publications to stay abreast of developments

and sharpen their skills.

The bottom-line on Environment: As manager, you want to create a workplace

people want to come to and think of as their home away from home; a place

they are proud of, loyal to, and take pride in workmanship. As noted British

economic historian Arnold Toynbee said, “The supreme accomplishment is

to blur the line between work and play.”

PRODUCE/DELIVER

Equal to Leadership and creating the proper Environment, is the manager’s duty

of being able to Produce the products or services he is charged to deliver. Even

if you have the best plans and environment, if you fail to deliver your products

or services, you have failed as a manager. To illustrate, one of President Lincoln’s

first commanders of the Army of the Potomac during the American Civil War was

General George B. McClellan, an extraordinary engineer and organizer, but a

complete failure at execution. If you are convinced of a specific course of action,

do not procrastinate, act. An opportunity rarely presents itself twice.

Producing includes delivering quality goods on-time, on-schedule, and within

budget. Consequently, it is wise to establish a production control function within

your area; someone charged with monitoring activities and expediting problems

that might arise. This can take many forms depending on the size of your department

and available resources, be it a sharp secretary, a perceptive foreman or

supervisor, or a staff of people to oversee production. Here, tools like Project

Management (PM) systems and work measurement tools provide great

assistance in this regard. PM is used for reporting time, costs, and monitoring

schedules. Work measurement tools analyze trends and performance, be it

words typed per minute, number of keystrokes, compilations, machine cycles,

or time performing a given task versus mistakes or errors made. Not only are

such tools invaluable for troubleshooting production schedules but are also

useful for spotting inefficiencies in need of improvement.

In terms of delivering a quality product/service, the manager should understand

the relationship of quality to the time necessary to produce the goods.

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The faster the product is produced, the more likely it will contain defects in

workmanship; conversely, the more time allowed in production, the greater the

chances for producing a high-quality product. Although everyone stresses the need

for quality, the reality is the manager must be able to balance development time

against defects in workmanship and that a suitable development time needs to

be devised to match the level of quality desired. This also means the level

of precision in production is proportional to the level of quality desired, all of

which will greatly influence a manager’s style of management. For example,

in a high pressure situation, the manager may exercise more supervision and a

little friendly bullying in order to get the job done. Under less pressure, the manager

will allow more worker freedom and participation in developing decisions.

Finally, the manager should keep an eye on the bottom-line and be smart

enough to know when he has hit a wall and know when to ask for help.

But please do not be driven by just numbers; consider risk as well as

opportunity. For additional info, see:

No. 48 – “The First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill all the Bean Counters” – Oct 31, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss051031.pdf

THE MANAGER’S PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT

As indicated in the introduction, people often inherit the job of manager

with little training or background. Since management primarily deals

with people, a manager should possess good interpersonal relations/communications

skills, including:

Public speaking Persuasion & salesmanship Rhetorical thought Interviewing Negotiating Debate Listening Reasoning Patience Counseling Team building & coaching Writing skills (for such things as memos, proposals, and business letters) Basic math (for calculating cost/benefit analysis and return on investments)

You should never lose sight of the fact that you work for, with, and get things

done through people.

Other than this, the manager should understand:

A. How to hire/fire people as well as how to do a performance appraisal.

Corporate policy manuals will undoubtedly have standards to be observed in

this regards. Nonetheless, be fair and objective. I always thought the best training

for learning honesty and fairness is by spending time as an umpire or referee in

sports. My years as a Little League umpire taught me a lot and allowed be to sleep

well at night. Even if you despise a person, do not stoop to their level; be fair and

impartial, the world will think better of you. Also, be smart enough admit when

you have made a mistake and remedy the situation.

When evaluating a worker’s job performance, be wary of the Peter Principle

whereby a person has been elevated to their level of incompetence. Keeping

people at such a level is a disservice not only to the company, but to the worker

as well. When a person has risen above their level of competency, it will become

obvious to others and may affect morale. Consequently, the manager’s ability

to be fair and equitable will begin to be questioned by the workers. Standard and

routine performance appraisals should help overcome this problem. But if they

are infrequently performed or done in an inconsistent manner, the Peter Principle

will inevitably kick in. However, if you, as manager, believe the person is worth

salvaging, work with the person and get him back on track.

For additional information on firing people, see:

No. 33 – “Firing Employees isn’t for Sissies” – July 18, 2005

http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050718.pdf

B. How to deal with corporate politics.

As social animals living in a competitive society, politics is a fact of life,

be it on a grand scale or a minor request for your consideration. Don’t

ignore it, address it. In Western culture, it is customary for people

to dig and scratch their way to the top, be it by merit or by politics

(predominantly the latter). In the Eastern culture, primarily Japan,

a class of workers are put on the same career path for ten years,

after which their performance is evaluated and rewarded accordingly. This

system promotes merit over politics. Interestingly, whereas the

Western system promotes individual achievement, the Eastern system

promotes teamwork. The corporate culture has a lot to do with

this. Regardless, office politics is a fact of life in all societies.

As a manager, it is wise to identify the various fiefdoms of the company,

who the Kings are, how their subcultures operate, and the general pecking

order. Learn to keep your distance, operate within your own realm and do

not try to usurp the authority of another thereby creating an enemy. Stay

focused on your own territory. When dealing with the other fiefdoms, a little

diplomacy can go a long way. Understand this, what people should do

logically is not necessarily what they will do emotionally. A person skilled

in tact and proper etiquette will survive a lot longer in the corporate

world than someone who does not. Your intention should be to develop

allies as opposed to enemies who will stab you in the back at an

opportune moment.

All corporate politics are based on human ego and the higher you

go up in the organization, the bigger the egos will inevitably be. People

will fight you over a variety of things, be it simple competition and

domination, jealousy, sheer spite, or because they simply don’t like how

you look today or something you said. This is where being “politically

correct” comes in handy. Understand corporate politics, but do not let it

consume your time or distract you from your mission.

If corporate politics turn ugly or vicious, be prepared to either turn the

other cheek or be prepared to fight back. Both are useful. Turning

the other cheek may win the admiration of your staff by not stooping

to the level of your opponent, but some may also see it as a sign of weakness

in your character. Fighting an issue will tell them you are a principled

man who is not afraid to stand up to adversity, but it also may say to

them you are a hothead. If you need direction, seek the advice of your

superiors or contemporaries and discuss the problem. Sometimes the

best solution is to sit down with your opponent and offer your hand in

peace. Even if this fails, your superiors and subordinates will know

you at least extended the olive branch and will not blame you for any

other action you might take.

Create a spirit of cooperation as opposed to competition. As noted quality

expert W. Edwards Deming liked to say, “Create Win-Win situations.” Instead

of a Win-Lose situation, where one party wins at the expense of another party’s

loss, why not establish partnering programs whereby both parties win? I remember

how Deming used to like to talk about “Nylon” which represented a successful

joint venture between two parties, one in New York (NY) and one in London

(LON). Remember, the only good business relationship is one where both parties

benefit. To this end, forge alliances within your company and support an

“Open Door” policy, not only to the workers of your department, but to

the rest of the company as well. Keep the lines of communications open.

Finally, be on the lookout for gossip pertaining to your department and

be prepared to do a little rumor control. Gossip and rumors can spread

like wildfire in your department and can have an adverse affect on morale To

nip it, you should have a standard and consistent line of communication with

your subordinates as well as lateral relationships. For example, daily/weekly

e-mails or memos discussing plans and developments in the department. If

your people are well informed, they will be less likely to fall prey to gossip.

C. Is image everything?

To a lot of people in Western society, image is much more important than

producing results. For example, I have a friend who serves as a

Systems Manager in New England who had an important project

requiring supplemental help in programming. Consequently, he began to

recruit programmers by offering very competitive salaries and generous

benefits packages. Interestingly, he had one applicant turn my friend down

simply because the applicant wanted the title of “Software Engineer” as

opposed to a mere “Programmer.”

Image is nice but lacks credibility if you cannot produce. Our job titles,

form of dress and physical appearance, speech, mannerisms, and political

moxie all affect human perceptions. Yes, image is important but do not

rely on it entirely. You must be able to back it up.

As manager, dress appropriately; dress for success. Create the proper

image you want your staff to emulate. But don’t put on false airs that

can be easily seen through by your workers. Otherwise, your credibility

will be shot.

Lead by example. Never ask someone to do something you aren’t prepared

to do yourself. And always remember to speak the right word at the

right time. As Benjamin Franklin said, “Remember not only to say the right

thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong

thing at the tempting moment.”

LESSONS LEARNED

The following is a summary of the lessons inculcated herein:

Management = Responsibility

Know the business. Think in terms of “360 Degrees.”

Run your department like a business.

As manager you have three prime duties to perform: Provide Leadership,

Establish the proper working Environment, and Produce/Deliver your

products or services.

The manager’s word should be considered his bond.

A true manager is a person of integrity.

Beware of your chief firefighters, they are probably your chief arsonists as well.

Control your destiny. Be proactive as opposed to reactive.

Our physical surroundings affect our attitudes towards our work.

Culture is learned.

Insist on standard terminology; thereby avoiding a “Tower of Babel” effect.

Once a standard is established, enforce it. There is little point in enacting a

change if nobody is going to enforce it.

Changing the corporate culture is no easy task.

Be wary of creating a subculture at odds with the overall corporate culture.

The manager should be smart enough to stay a couple of steps ahead of the

staff and constantly revising project plans so that micromanagement is not necessary.

Management is most definitely NOT a democracy, it is a dictatorship,

be it autocratic or benevolent. How much freedom the workers are allowed

is based on what the manager allows.

Being a manager means that you are not in the popularity business.

Manage from the bottom-up, not just top-down. Empower people and hold them

accountable for their actions.

Effectiveness Rate = (Direct Time + Indirect Time) / 100

The worker is responsible for managing their Direct Time, and the manager is

responsible for controlling Indirect Time.

Teamwork can accomplish far more than individual effort.

Productivity = Effectiveness X Efficiency

If there is anything constant in life, it is change.

Whether the implementation of change is large or small, recognize

that people will resist it until it becomes a natural part of the corporate

culture. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to

change, even if it is for their own good.

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.

Even if you have the best plans and environment, if you fail to deliver your products

or services, you have failed as a manager.

If you are convinced of a specific course of action, do not procrastinate, act.

An opportunity rarely presents itself twice.

You should never lose sight of the fact that you work for, with, and get things

done through people.

Keeping people at a level of incompetence is a disservice not only to the company,

but to the worker as well.

If corporate politics turn ugly or viscous, be prepared to either turn the

other cheek or be prepared to fight back.

The only good business relationship is where both parties benefit.

Keep the lines of communications open.

Create “Win-Win” situations.

Image is nice but lacks credibility if you cannot produce.

CONCLUSION

The lessons listed above are based on 30 years of practice and observations

in hundreds of commercial and nonprofit enterprises around the world. They

are commonsense approaches that are universally applicable and transcend

company type.

There is more to management than saying, “Lead, follow, or get the hell out

of the way.” It is a people-oriented function requiring someone intimate

with the business of the enterprise and well versed in interpersonal

communications/relations. Someone who knows how to get what he

wants through people. Regardless of the management tools of the day, they

do not make the decisions, the human-being does. I encourage people to

use suitable management tools, but more importantly, I encourage them to

develop their people skills first. Consequently, a manager is one part visionary,

one part coach, and one part politician.

The ultimate measurement of a manager’s abilities is whether the department

can function successfully in his absence. By creating a well oiled machine,

the manager’s goal is to do himself out of a job and leave the department

better off than when he first took charge.

The business schools do not teach these lessons. I’m just filling in the

gaps. Hopefully these lessons will serve you well as manager. If not, you

can always prepare three envelopes.



By: Tim Bryce

About the Author:

Tim Bryce is the Managing Director of M. Bryce & Associates (MBA)
of Palm Harbor, Florida and has 30 years of experience in the field.
He is available for training and consulting on an international basis.
He can be contacted at: timb001@phmainstreet.com

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