Sat 18 Apr 2009
Mr. Don’t Give a F**k asked: 2 camels are in a conversation(father and son)
Camel(Son):Dad,why do we have Big Feet?
Camel(father):So we have balance in the sand in the desert.
(5 minutes. later)
Camel(son):Dad…why do we have big eyelashes?
Camel(father):so sand won’t get in our eyesfrom the sandstorms when we are in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son)Dad?? why do we have a hump on our backs?
Camel(Dad):So we store fat so we can survive in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son):DAD!!
Camel(Father):WHAT?!!
Camel(son):All those facts you told me are for surviving the desert right??
Camel(father): Ofcourse son why do you ask??
Camel(son):…Why the hell are we in London Zoo??
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Sat 18 Apr 2009
peacegirl14love asked:
I have to do the announcements at my junior high everyday next week. Each day i’m supposed to read a joke. I’ve found a lot of funny ones, but hardly any that are clean enough to read. I’m not alowed to do blonde jokes either, because they’re considered “mean” , but i can change the parts about the color of the people’s hair if it still fits.
any ideas?
Fri 17 Apr 2009
Posted by echan76 under Autos
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theradbradshow asked:
While using a small truck for a large Tree Removal goes wrong, the vehicle involved gets wrecked. Thank GOD no one was hurt while trying to do this “unprofessional” dumb stunt!
Fri 17 Apr 2009
*Let’s Laugh* A.K.A. Hancock asked: there is a 17 year old teenager driving a big truck.Suddenly his truck slips and it completely flips upside down and crashes with a huge BANG!!!.Next thing the teenager sees is that hes being dragged out of the car by an old man.So the kid askes the old man “thankyou for saving me but i have to go and tell my dad about the crash”so the old man says “no no u should stay and take a shower before you leave otherwise your dad will yell at you because ur so filthy.So the kid goes and takes the shower.when he comes back he says “I really got to go and tell my dad about the crash” But the old man says U should stay for supper before you go otherwise youll be hungry.so the kid stays and eats supper while hes about to finish the old man asks the kids”by the way before you leave…where is ur dad????……..”so the kid replies saying…..O ya hes still in the truck…..”
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Thu 16 Apr 2009
Posted by echan76 under Comedy
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WatchBillyValentine asked:
Billy Valentine is a story about a sensitive boy finding true friends. It is hard since he has to deal with bullies and a bum! Travel with Billy as he embarks on an adventure with a “heapin’ pile of emotions”!
Wed 15 Apr 2009
Broadway Babe asked: i need to find a CLEAN and SHORT (like not one of those story-type ones) joke for an audition (don’t ask why haha).
it can’t be offensive to any religious or ethnic groups… and no blonde jokes or dead baby jokes.
and please tell me what you think of this one:
why didn’t the apple and the orange get married?
A: because they CAN’T ALOPE!
Wed 15 Apr 2009
Francis Githinji asked:
It is always good to look at the positive side of life. There is no better way than engaging a fun time filled with humor. When you find something to laugh about, you really feel like the world is a good place filled with no worries at all. It is therefore essential to crack a joke at every opportunity because you will even get to live longer. When you are sending messages to people, you can do precisely this. Humorous greeting cards are one way of ensuring that you get someone to laugh. Maybe laughing is a long shot; if you succeed to make someone smile that is good enough. There are humorous greeting cards that come with a really funny message. Therefore, for it to be funny, you have to look beyond the color. The kind of information that it presents is very crucial to determining whether there was a joke or not. It is not just the message that can show humor but also the kind of picture displayed on the card.
Humorous greeting cards that are visual or have great pictures on them will speak for themselves. If you wish to get some inspiration on humor, it is time you looked at some of the humorous greeting cards that you will mainly find online. I must say that I had a ball looking at some of the pictures of cards available. I came across funny Valentines cards which just left me in stitches. For example, there was a picture of a rhinoceros wearing tutus that were all in red. You will have to see for yourself to really appreciate the humor. I also saw a couple of puppies who were dressed in Valentine attire smiling for the camera. Even without reading the message, a card like that will surely make your day. There was also a card featuring the president of the United States. It will be a pleasurable experience to go through the cards available and, you will not regret this.
On humorous greeting cards, I saw the picture of two fish have a candle lit moment staring into the eyes of each other. There is no doubt that when you look through the cards, you will see great humor which is worth sharing with a friend. If your friend or loved one was having a bad day, this is the sure way of brightening their day. Humor is something that cannot be fully described and with it comes relief and joy. This is what you should be looking to achieve, the next time you are sending a card to someone. Go through as many sites as you possibly can and look for the cards that will make an impact. If you really wish to write some humorous words, look for inspiration in this regard. There are so many people who are able to write humorous words and when you really think about life, you will be in a position to get some few words of inspiration and humor. If you try, you will definitely find the humor and make the atmosphere funny and worthwhile.
Mon 13 Apr 2009
Posted by echan76 under Comedy
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theradbradshow asked:
Tonight instead of reporting on the depressing new like everyone else. Brad decided he’d rather tell one of his favorite jokes that he’s repeated on numerous occasions and has always made people laugh..
Mon 13 Apr 2009
? Conƒused Band F?eak ? ® ? asked: Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he’d finished she paid him and said, “I’m going to make a … well … unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. “Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man – sigh – he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man … ”
The repairman could hardly speak, “Yes yes!”
“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door …”
“Yes yes!”
“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
Sun 12 Apr 2009
snow kid asked: im a kid myself..
One night, a Boeing 747 was flying above Glasgow. On board were five people: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a rather high (in several ways) hippie. Suddenly, a loud exploded was heard from the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
“Gentlemen,” he began, “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we’re about to crash in Edinburgh. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!” With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. “Gentlemen,” he said, “I am the world’s greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world’s greatest athlete should have a parachute!” With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, “Gentlemen, I am the world’s smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world’s smartest man should have a parachute, too.” He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. “My son,” he said, “I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane.”
The hippie smiled slowly and said, “Hey man, don’t worry. The world’s smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack.”.
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
