Clean Jokes

peacegirl14love asked:


I have to do the announcements at my junior high everyday next week. Each day i’m supposed to read a joke. I’ve found a lot of funny ones, but hardly any that are clean enough to read. I’m not alowed to do blonde jokes either, because they’re considered “mean” , but i can change the parts about the color of the people’s hair if it still fits.
any ideas?

Broadway Babe asked:


i need to find a CLEAN and SHORT (like not one of those story-type ones) joke for an audition (don’t ask why haha).

it can’t be offensive to any religious or ethnic groups… and no blonde jokes or dead baby jokes.

and please tell me what you think of this one:
why didn’t the apple and the orange get married?
A: because they CAN’T ALOPE!

??dreamkk10?? asked:


If you have any CLEAN but good jokes could you tell me them?Yo mama and blonde jokes are great but i want fany ,clean jokes.plz list ur if u have one plz.ty
its suppossed to be funny.any cleanjokes i usally have a daily joke and im running out

oliveoil asked:


Please remember only clean jokes, and no blonde jokes please.

Xelanderthomas asked:

I began to think that I don’t really know any clean jokes at all. The 1st to are blonde jokes – so I had to settle for the posisibly offending someone blonde but give me a break, at least they are not dirty. The 3rd is… well…basically clean (I think)
What can I say, I’m just dirty-minded guy, besides telling jokes like this is in not my strong suit so I hope this works. So here goes xelander’s stab at the party joke.