Clean Jokes

Mr. Don’t Give a F**k asked:


2 camels are in a conversation(father and son)
Camel(Son):Dad,why do we have Big Feet?
Camel(father):So we have balance in the sand in the desert.
(5 minutes. later)
Camel(son):Dad…why do we have big eyelashes?
Camel(father):so sand won’t get in our eyesfrom the sandstorms when we are in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son)Dad?? why do we have a hump on our backs?
Camel(Dad):So we store fat so we can survive in the desert.
(5 minutes later)
Camel(son):DAD!!
Camel(Father):WHAT?!!
Camel(son):All those facts you told me are for surviving the desert right??
Camel(father): Ofcourse son why do you ask??
Camel(son):…Why the hell are we in London Zoo??

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pkteemax asked:

My father Minister Walter Maxwell the MC of a concert at the Poconos CoC